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Ninja Sex Party Pixel T-Shirt!

Equip your upper body with Ninja Brian and Danny Sexbang in all their 8-bit glory, with the ultra sleek Ninja Sex Party Pixel T-Shirt. How could so few pixels be so sexy and/or murderous you ask? Discover for yourself with this velvety soft 65% polyester/35% combed ring-spun cotton t-shirt. Donning this mighty shirt adds a whopping 100 to Charisma, 100 to Intelligence and 50 to Magic!*

*Fantoons is not liable for any magic-related injuries